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Just when things seemed normal they got a whole lot stranger

The new RL-2.2-Argonaut appears to be growing freakishly fast!

Lightning flashes dramatically

So that means were not going to tone it down anytime soon....

One of  my favourite film maniacs

I took another microscope sample so we can observe the changes from changing the incubation vessel to adding new genetic material tomorrow.

Tonight I did the standard analysis:

Environmental variables

Incubator: 22.6 C

Diff s/y: -0.2 C

Vessel: 22C

Diff s/y: -0.9 C

Weight: 972g

Diff s/y: -2g

Internal variables 

Yeast :22.7C

Diff s/y: -0.8 C

Brix: 6.8%

Diff s/y: -23.2%

I picked my jaw up off the floor and recalibrated my refractometer - I double checked my calculations..

The numbers are right

SG: 1.027

DIFF S/Y: -0.1022

pH: 4.8

Diff s/y: 0

Revealed presence of :

MANGANESE- ADDED VIA VITAMIN

CALCIUM- IN WATER 

IODINE -FROM STARCH EXPERIMENT CONVERTING STARCH TO AMYLOSE

NITROGEN-VITAMIN/FERTILIZER

PHOSPHORUS -POTASSIUM CHLORIDE EXTRACTED 

SULFUR- FROM ALBUMEN AND MATCHES 

OXYGEN-WATER AND CO2 GAS

HYDROGEN -WATER

CARBON -CO2 GAS AND DUH CARBON BASED LIFE! LOL

NGBD protocol initiated

As you may be aware part of our evolutionary spectrum includes the application of magnetic resonance - to cluster water molecules thus the Yeast becoming clustered. LDR to activate ATP  and RNA transfer by tricking the cell into survival mode forcing the cells to replicate only it's best specimens. Lastly the application of multi - wavelength RF broadcast to cause micro movements within the sample giving the Yeast a kind of artificial motion in order to facilitate reproduction. 

Calculated from 6500 com to 370 micro diverts per hour.

At antenna

At antenna

Audio spectrograph verifies broadcast at radio receiver source

Audio sample here:

TOMORROW THE COOL pics of the Argonaut

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