Oh not REAL provable facts...

Yes of course no seriously why would I deviate ?(Well except because I might like to  sometimes )

And why not? Laboratory 5 has no oversight committee so ...

Right!!

So in our endeavors to deliver a beautifully mutated strain of yeast -- and succeeded we found ourselves at a not delicious crossroads

Seriously wtf is all that oxygen about?

Oh no you di'int -yep bacterial infection

After 30s microsurgery to remove the bacterial growth

And a 1/4 cup sugar and...

1 vitamin tablet with 7 drops plant fertilizer and....

Yes Amylase or spit as it's commonly called since we observed a build up of sugar on the base. 

Her post-op condition was

TEMP 26.2

To be expected since I removed about 200 ML Infection and added same volume of water. 

Brix:10%

SG: 1.040

pH4.8

Increase in sugar of +3% since yesterday should help stabilize yeast cells.

Prior to being treated with nuclear radiation it's probably appropriate to acquire a sample

Pre radiation microscope/analysis

Healthy CO2 exchange yeast movement throughout medium is promising

Yes that's gross however the Yeast is acceptably broken down former vitamin and fertilizer regimen.

Here are RL-6 "OSIRIS" STATS

24.5 Degrees Celsius this should be consistent with a decrease in sugar %

BRIX:19%

SG:1.074

Confirmed a +2% difference since yesterday.

pH 4.8 this standard has never deviated. 

We added 1/4 cup sugar

-7 drops plant fertilizer 

-1 vitamin tablet to Osiris:

Final Brix: 20%

SG:1.078

You bet your candy ass it does lol!!

Thanks to our new microscope technique we were able to observe our homegrown microrganisms up close:

Genetic diversity mature cells, baby cells

A very mature very large cell!

Cells are beginning to bond - perhaps the first of the snowflake evolution

Deformities like far left are expected the cell walls on parent cell have nearly ruptured.

Green colour shows sugars dissolved in H2O molecules